What are some colloquial, sassy or witty ways to answer greetings like cómo estás? and qué tal? Please teach me some expressive ways to speak Spanish

So here's the list that I've been working on:
- nada nada lemonada
- la vida es bella
- mi vida es loca
- no me quejo
- bien bonito/bonita

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Depend on your mood you can say:

if you are very very happy, in Spain we say: "De puta madre" or "Cojonudo" or even "Dabuti" (no translation 😂 They're made in Spain)

If you are not so good you can say: "ni fú ni fá" or "tirandillo" (even "pues ea" which is a very common frase in the south of Spain)

And if you are not in a good mood you can say: "Estoy hecho polvo" or "Estoy puteado"

And if you want to say good bye you can say "Chao, pescao" 😂🎊🎉

(Those are very informal ways to express your feelings!! i ttach you here a link to a web page with Spanish sentences, both formal and informal way: http://www.spanishpodcast.org/podcasts_con_tran...

byee😊